I am Gowron Kitty!
You’re nyoo here so I’ll help you out. Just this once. 
Start playing with the black cord things attached to the magic box. Don’t bite them or you’ll look like a Pomeranian for a week. 
Once the hoomans start to notice the cords aren’t plooged in they’ll take it down. 
Do you have any kaw-fee? I love Kaw-fee!

You’re nyoo here so I’ll help you out. Just this once. 

Start playing with the black cord things attached to the magic box. Don’t bite them or you’ll look like a Pomeranian for a week. 

Once the hoomans start to notice the cords aren’t plooged in they’ll take it down. 

Do you have any kaw-fee? I love Kaw-fee!

carmelilla9:

More Sexual Frustrations

carmelilla9:

More Sexual Frustrations

contntlbreakfst:

Well this wasn’t time consuming at all. 
Now that I’ve expressed inner my nerd for the day, time for a nap.

contntlbreakfst:

Well this wasn’t time consuming at all. 

Now that I’ve expressed inner my nerd for the day, time for a nap.

askezridax:

askgowronkitty:

erikaahernandez:

askgowronkitty:

erikaahernandez:

askgowronkitty:

BUT YOU WILL NOT VIOLATE MAH BUM!!!!
Cappy Pee-Kard tell Doktor Kroosher she can stick that probe up HER BUM!

Do I need to lock you in my quarters again Grumps?

BUT BUT BUT PEE-KARD STARTED IT!!!
HE TOOK MAH BLANKIE!


your blanket is on my bed the same place it’s been for the last 6 months.

No. It smells like Cappy Archer nao. I wants a nyoo blankie!

I has an existenshul mid-life crisis nao. 

Here kitty kitty kitty….  *replicates raktajino*  A mug of this will cure all existential life crises.  For a few hours anyway.

*slurps up the warm liquid quickly* NAO TO FIND A NYOO BLANKIE!! *zooms around the room*
*runs into a wall*
*falls down on back*
Ummmm.. a little help here Spotty?

askezridax:

askgowronkitty:

erikaahernandez:

askgowronkitty:

erikaahernandez:

askgowronkitty:

BUT YOU WILL NOT VIOLATE MAH BUM!!!!

Cappy Pee-Kard tell Doktor Kroosher she can stick that probe up HER BUM!

Do I need to lock you in my quarters again Grumps?

BUT BUT BUT PEE-KARD STARTED IT!!!

HE TOOK MAH BLANKIE!

your blanket is on my bed the same place it’s been for the last 6 months.

No. It smells like Cappy Archer nao. I wants a nyoo blankie!

I has an existenshul mid-life crisis nao. 

Here kitty kitty kitty….  *replicates raktajino*  A mug of this will cure all existential life crises.  For a few hours anyway.

*slurps up the warm liquid quickly* NAO TO FIND A NYOO BLANKIE!! *zooms around the room*

*runs into a wall*

*falls down on back*

Ummmm.. a little help here Spotty?

erikaahernandez:

askezridax:

askbeverlycrusher:

kirantheholodeckstowaway:

geekboots:

mrsbenevolent:

teaearlgrayhot:

mrpicard:

getlucky-nstuff:

like/reblog this if you like star trek/blog alot about it, i’ll be happy to follow you. I want to get into the fandom because I grew up watching it.

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Welcome to the Fandom!

You’re in for a REAL treat.. We are NUTS! (In a good way!)

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HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GUUUUURRRRRRL! OR GUY! OR ANYTHING IN BETWEEN! AND INVITED TRANSGENDERED SPECIES

anyway, hello.

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Welcome! 

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//Ain’t no party like a Trekkie Party…

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“Hello from DS9!”

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Hello from the NX-02

Live Long and Grumpy

erikaahernandez:

askgowronkitty:

erikaahernandez:

askgowronkitty:

BUT YOU WILL NOT VIOLATE MAH BUM!!!!
Cappy Pee-Kard tell Doktor Kroosher she can stick that probe up HER BUM!

Do I need to lock you in my quarters again Grumps?

BUT BUT BUT PEE-KARD STARTED IT!!!
HE TOOK MAH BLANKIE!


your blanket is on my bed the same place it’s been for the last 6 months.

No. It smells like Cappy Archer nao. I wants a nyoo blankie!

I has an existenshul mid-life crisis nao. 

erikaahernandez:

askgowronkitty:

erikaahernandez:

askgowronkitty:

BUT YOU WILL NOT VIOLATE MAH BUM!!!!

Cappy Pee-Kard tell Doktor Kroosher she can stick that probe up HER BUM!

Do I need to lock you in my quarters again Grumps?

BUT BUT BUT PEE-KARD STARTED IT!!!

HE TOOK MAH BLANKIE!

your blanket is on my bed the same place it’s been for the last 6 months.

No. It smells like Cappy Archer nao. I wants a nyoo blankie!

I has an existenshul mid-life crisis nao. 

Also, what's your opinion of the Verelan/Vorik pairing?

They’ll have bee-yoo-ti-ful pointy babies. 

I will make them my minions. 

You are the universe's most diabolically evil little cat. Also the cutest. Have some coffee and tuna, on me! *scritches ears*
Anonymous

Finally a hooman that gets it! 

*slurps up the offerings*

MOAR!

erikaahernandez:

askgowronkitty:

BUT YOU WILL NOT VIOLATE MAH BUM!!!!
Cappy Pee-Kard tell Doktor Kroosher she can stick that probe up HER BUM!

Do I need to lock you in my quarters again Grumps?

BUT BUT BUT PEE-KARD STARTED IT!!!
HE TOOK MAH BLANKIE!

erikaahernandez:

askgowronkitty:

BUT YOU WILL NOT VIOLATE MAH BUM!!!!

Cappy Pee-Kard tell Doktor Kroosher she can stick that probe up HER BUM!

Do I need to lock you in my quarters again Grumps?

BUT BUT BUT PEE-KARD STARTED IT!!!

HE TOOK MAH BLANKIE!

BUT YOU WILL NOT VIOLATE MAH BUM!!!!
Cappy Pee-Kard tell Doktor Kroosher she can stick that probe up HER BUM!

BUT YOU WILL NOT VIOLATE MAH BUM!!!!

Cappy Pee-Kard tell Doktor Kroosher she can stick that probe up HER BUM!